Breaking News: British Independence from UK Party Announced!

MacD cartoon in indian ink style, ebook coming soon in 2013The British Independence from the United Kingdom party has ruffled a few feathers in Westminster today by calling for a referendum on independence for British citizens who want to separate themselves from other UK residents who want independence from the UK and/or from Europe. “It might mean Great Britain becoming a somewhat Lesser Britain, but at least we don’t have to listen to English people drone on about being better off without Scotland, or Scots drone on about being better off without England, or Welsh people wanting to be like Ireland, or even Cornish people wanting to charge visitors who come across the Tamar!” said BIUK spokesperson Arthur Boudiccia at a press conference this morning.

Brittany people in France have flagged up their interest in joining a Lesser Britannia too, as concerns grow about the moral turpitude of their president as well as their national press (many are also concerned about so many Accidental French Nuclear power stations waiting to happen).

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