In May and June this year, sport and religion fought it out on the holy terraces as Easter flew by in a World Egg Cup competition!
Sport has it all to play for!
A football team who likes red won its first anything for years, long after most people had given up worrying about it. The trophy will go toward attracting more businesses to part with their tax exempt profits and emblazon their logos across the chests of the best male legs in the country ( apart from cyclists of course, whose legs stand out more due to regular shaving and rub downs.)
With nothing left to do except pretend to enjoy the heat and mumble ‘Rhubarb, Rhubarb, Rhubarb!’ if anyone tries to talk about climate change, people across the country are ready to describe anyone who isn’t like them as not British enough to carry pictures of the queen in their back pockets. A trick of making people part with their money learned from private industry which is now invading the public service arena of protecting vulnerable children. Private corporations like the idea of profiting from the fates of families and paying company bonuses or dividends to shareholders in one giant shovel full of Bollox.
for more on April Tom Foolery and Junish Gerrymandering, read the old news in full here in this Politoons year end rear view
tune in for June and July’s in the next 2014 rear end review!
meanwhile here’s some regular Poli-features:
e-greets for e-peeps! free e-cards
Politoons latest publication “The Enigma Deviations”
and the wonderfully irregular Politoons Caption Contest!
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