The Eighth Politoon Caption Contest
The Seventh Politoons Caption Contest (closed)
Bartender: What are you drinking? Customer: I’ll have another………… Bartender: What’s with the paws?
winning caption by Mr. C Insoll on February 11-2015,
“Oh no! We should not have drunk that bottle of ‘Quantum Champagne’. It has sent us into one of the infinite number of possible universes, and this is the one where I get stuck under a giant golf ball and you can’t remember the words of any songs, even though you are at last on stage in front of thousands of people in a short dress and have a microphone!” he gasped.
Looks like the unemployed figures are getting smaller! (d.p.)
- no one was impressed by Fido’s tortoise impression (PG)